Haiku-a-Day Challenge: Week 2

Second batch of the most poetic haikus that have ever existed. Yes, this is a bold claim, but NOT UNTRUE.


Caturday 7/16/11
Getting our beach on
Almost voms'd during frisbee
Moonlit skinny dip

Sunday 7/17/11
More perfect weather
Third Bar-B-Q in three days
You kidding me bro?

Monday 7/18/11
Thesis progressing
My adviser might leave Tufts
Shoot me in the face

Tuesday 7/19/11
Sometimes you need strength.
Maybe a break. But for now
you just need kickball.

Our team name is "Dr. Alan Grant and the Velociraptors." So clearly, we are dinosaurs in this picture. Another great game is to imagine that these are the faces everyone makes when they poo.

Wednesday 7/20/11
If tour driving I'd
live a pickup, otherwise
I'll be in a field
Went on a pub crawl for work event. This was a drunk text I sent to Michelle.

Thursday 7/21/11
It is balls hot out
Consider ways to keep cool:
Potluck without pants

Friday 7/22/11
Lunch will be awful
Accursed Chipotle food
Bye digestive tract

An additional haiku written by Andrew Miner, based on our discussion of me punching the Sun in the face because it is too hot out, and then constructing a new sledgehammer/raptor claw limb as a replacement:
Step One: punch the Sun
Burned arm needs to be remade...
Raptor claw-chain? Done.