For your enjoyment: MOAR Exciting Bathroom Tales at Work!

THIS JUST HAPPENED. And it is hilarious and weird. I think those are the only two options when it comes to things that describe me.

I went to the bathroom to expunge the waste from my delicious lunch and to catch up on some iphone games. As the backlight on my phone is still nonexistent due to a common "biking through a thunderstorm" incident 2 months ago, the only games I can now play are Connect-4 and Sudoku. I went with Connect-4. Before I knew it, I passed the fuck out dozed off. It must have been as a result of my exclusive "thesis and triathlon" anti-sleep lifestyle. I was exhausted.

No more than three minutes later I LAUGHED MYSELF awake. I awoke surprised, my head leaning against the side of the stall, to the moderately loud resonance of my own laughter echoing throughout the bathroom. The last thing I remember was a dream in which I was arguing BBQ etiquette to a group of talking forest creatures. I realized how entirely ridiculous the situation MID-DREAM and burst out laughing.

I can only speculate as to what was going through the minds of anybody who happened to be in the bathroom when it erupted with surprise dream-laughter.