Haiku-a-Day Challenge: Week 39

Caturday 3/31/2012
Homemade Shamrock shakes!
Combos well with Carcassone
Ed's birthday: success

Sunday 4/1/2012
Brunch and gecko pics
A good way to start the day
Prep for Game of Thrones

Monday 4/2/2012
Awful thesis news
I need to re-do two months
of analysis

Tuesday 4/3/2012
Game of Thrones board game
We finally completed
an entire game
3 out of 11 words in this "poem" are the word "game." AWARDS PLEASE.

Wednesday 4/4/2012
I learned how to glaze!
Pottery seems relaxing
I need some of that

Thursday 4/5/2012
Peeps rice crispies treats
Looks like Slimer dropped a barf
But they're quite tasty

Friday 4/6/2012
I am le tired
These all-nighters have to stop
Rest comes in New York

Haiku-a-Day Challenge: Week 35

I've legitimately used these haikus to go back and look up what dates specific events have occurred.

Caturday 3/3/2012
Game of Thrones board game:
Extremely complicated.
Extremely awesome.

Sunday 3/4/2012
Brewing two batches
A pale ale and honey ale
I must wait a month?!

Monday 3/5/2012
Thesis is evil
It might be the death of me
Why won't it be done?

Tuesday 3/6/2012
What a shitty week
Jurassic Park must happen
And China Deright

Wednesday 3/7/2012
This day has improved
Korean BBQ. YUM.
Pork and steak save souls

Thursday 3/8/2012
Another long day
Devouring tasty food
Potluck wins again

Friday 3/9/2012
College basketball
Making friends with bartenders
Free drinks abounding

Haiku-a-Day Challenge: Week 22

A couple of busy weeks coming up. I predict these haikus are going to get... sucky.

Caturday 12/3/2011
First flag football game
My ankle didn't explode
Ate bacon donuts

Sunday 12/4/2011
Hiked up Garfs today
I am going to be sore
Workout for ankle

Monday 12/5/2011
OMG so sore
Cankle, please don't fall apart
I need pain killers

Tuesday 12/6/2011
First run at PT
Now it's time for work work work
And don't forget work

Wednesday 12/7/2011
Project and thesis
The end of the semester
Is always the worst

Thursday 12/8/2011
Friggn Scottluck time
Trying to make fried pickles
Weren't terrible

Friday 12/9/2011
BECC crawl
Cool Cats hitting the North End
More postcards tonight?

Haiku-a-Day Challenge: Week 17

How many weeks in a year? 52? Holy crap.

Caturday 10/29/2011
C.B.C. beer fest
So many pumpxbeers to drink
Mariokart win

Slipped on one of my own bananas... that's how I wrecked my ankle?

Sunday 10/30/2011
Planetarium
Wow. So many syllables.
It was quite fun though

Monday 10/31/2011
Oh good, now I'm stuck
Too many composite plies
Thesis: you're the worst

Tuesday 11/1/2011
Real exercise bike!
Das Boot only has five days
Kicking ALL the things

Wednesday 11/2/2011
Awful take-home test
I just want to watch South Park
But no: stupid test

Thursday 11/3/2011
More PT today
Come on ankle: get better
Always Sunny: yay

Friday 11/4/2011
NYC tonight
We'll have ALL the adventures
Plus, I'll learn to walk

Haiku-a-Day Challenge: Week 11

Katie Rizz said that I was originally missing the "initial banter" before my poems for this week. So I'm added that last sentence. And that one. And that one. And that. And that. And that.

I hope this is acceptable. Because I am NOT editing this again.

Caturday 9/17/2011
Long flag football haul
New running shoes for cheaps! Yay!
Sushi too? Full day!

Sunday 9/18/2011
First triathlon sprint
Oceans are cold and taste bad
At least I survived

Monday 9/19/2011
Poster confusion
Complicated thesis shit
Extra work: NOT COOL

Tuesday 9/20/2011
In thesis beast mode
Take a break for free ice cream
Fuck you, shoulder pain

Wednesday 9/21/2011
Muscles exploding
Much needed shoulder massage
Prolonged fluids class

Thursday 9/22/2011
Made delicious food
and insane pumpkin cupcakes
nom nom nom nom nom
Have I mentioned that I'm a master at poetry?

Friday 9/23/2011
Edifice-warming
No-Pants party at Katie's
Going to wreck shit

Haiku-a-Day Challenge: Week 4

I know at this point you're all like "wait, I'm pretty sure I read these before and that William Shakespeare wrote them." I can assure you that yes, I understand that these poems are linguistically equivalent to those of William Shakespeare, however it was in fact me who wrote them.

Caturday 7/30/2011
Sore legs, shattered knees
Not enough meds in the world
Dead after one beer
Guest poem by Rizzfest to illustrate a more positive side of the Presidential Traverse:
First four peaks in clouds
But hey! Sun! Welcome back dude!
Morale improves lots

Sunday 7/31/2011
I hiked eight mountains?
Guess I should bike thirty miles
And swim a shitload
Yet another guest poem by Katie McRizzolo on our post-22-mile-hike decision to bike to Walden Pond:
Hey legs, you're not done
Bike to Walden nap nap nap
Sunset run, it counts

Monday 8/1/2011
It's fucking August?!?
Locked out of my apartment
Cut my foot open

Tuesday 8/2/2011
Extreme thunder storm
So I biked in the rain. Duh.
My phone might be dead

Wednesday 8/3/2011
Wind turbines all night
Oh my model doesn't work?
Go and fuck yourself

Thursday 8/4/2011
Mini triathlon
Hybrid bike? I'm such a n00b
No wet suit? Come on!

Friday 8/5/2011
It's my half-birthday!
Michelle's pub crawl tomorrow
Punch a hurricane