Showing posts with label triathlon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label triathlon. Show all posts

Friday, September 23, 2011

Haiku-a-Day Challenge: Week 11

Katie Rizz said that I was originally missing the "initial banter" before my poems for this week. So I'm added that last sentence. And that one. And that one. And that. And that. And that.

I hope this is acceptable. Because I am NOT editing this again.

Caturday 9/17/2011

Long flag football haul
New running shoes for cheaps! Yay!
Sushi too? Full day!

Sunday 9/18/2011
First triathlon sprint
Oceans are cold and taste bad
At least I survived


Monday 9/19/2011
Poster confusion
Complicated thesis shit
Extra work: NOT COOL


Tuesday 9/20/2011
In thesis beast mode
Take a break for free ice cream
Fuck you, shoulder pain


Wednesday 9/21/2011
Muscles exploding
Much needed shoulder massage
Prolonged fluids class


Thursday 9/22/2011
Made delicious food
and insane pumpkin cupcakes
nom nom nom nom nom
Have I mentioned that I'm a master at poetry?

Friday 9/23/2011
Edifice-warming
No-Pants party at Katie's
Going to wreck shit

Friday, August 5, 2011

Haiku-a-Day Challenge: Week 4

I know at this point you're all like "wait, I'm pretty sure I read these before and that William Shakespeare wrote them." I can assure you that yes, I understand that these poems are linguistically equivalent to those of William Shakespeare, however it was in fact me who wrote them.

Caturday 7/30/2011
Sore legs, shattered knees
Not enough meds in the world
Dead after one beer
Guest poem by Rizzfest to illustrate a more positive side of the Presidential Traverse:
First four peaks in clouds
But hey! Sun! Welcome back dude!
Morale improves lots


Sunday 7/31/2011
I hiked eight mountains?
Guess I should bike thirty miles
And swim a shitload
Yet another guest poem by Katie McRizzolo on our post-22-mile-hike decision to bike to Walden Pond:
Hey legs, you're not done
Bike to Walden nap nap nap
Sunset run, it counts

Monday 8/1/2011
It's fucking August?!?
Locked out of my apartment
Cut my foot open


Tuesday 8/2/2011
Extreme thunder storm
So I biked in the rain. Duh.
My phone might be dead


Wednesday 8/3/2011
Wind turbines all night
Oh my model doesn't work?
Go and fuck yourself


Thursday 8/4/2011
Mini triathlon
Hybrid bike? I'm such a n00b
No wet suit? Come on!


Friday 8/5/2011
It's my half-birthday!
Michelle's pub crawl tomorrow
Punch a hurricane