Friday, August 5, 2011

Haiku-a-Day Challenge: Week 4

I know at this point you're all like "wait, I'm pretty sure I read these before and that William Shakespeare wrote them." I can assure you that yes, I understand that these poems are linguistically equivalent to those of William Shakespeare, however it was in fact me who wrote them.

Caturday 7/30/2011
Sore legs, shattered knees
Not enough meds in the world
Dead after one beer
Guest poem by Rizzfest to illustrate a more positive side of the Presidential Traverse:
First four peaks in clouds
But hey! Sun! Welcome back dude!
Morale improves lots


Sunday 7/31/2011
I hiked eight mountains?
Guess I should bike thirty miles
And swim a shitload
Yet another guest poem by Katie McRizzolo on our post-22-mile-hike decision to bike to Walden Pond:
Hey legs, you're not done
Bike to Walden nap nap nap
Sunset run, it counts

Monday 8/1/2011
It's fucking August?!?
Locked out of my apartment
Cut my foot open


Tuesday 8/2/2011
Extreme thunder storm
So I biked in the rain. Duh.
My phone might be dead


Wednesday 8/3/2011
Wind turbines all night
Oh my model doesn't work?
Go and fuck yourself


Thursday 8/4/2011
Mini triathlon
Hybrid bike? I'm such a n00b
No wet suit? Come on!


Friday 8/5/2011
It's my half-birthday!
Michelle's pub crawl tomorrow
Punch a hurricane

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