Dream Journal Early 2007

Holy fuck my dreams are so weird.

1/1/07

In my dream I had to do a lot more work for my fluids class (I should explain that the previous semester, in which I had taken Fluids class, had recently ended. It was a difficult class. Don't fuck with Reynold's numbers). My professor gave us two additional tests after our final was already over, and I actually did them in my dream. Also, I learned and played a lot of games involving knees and flying while attacking things. It was a weird game. (I should also explain that I had recently had knee surgery after tearing my ACL that year. Like...two days prior to this dream. I guess I was still thinking about it...)

1/3/07

My Mom was going over a test with me and eating Chinese food. I was getting pissed because I wanted to take a shower, but all my shower stuff was disgusting from my Mom's food getting all over it. Then she dumped out all my crayons. (How old am I? Crayons?)

Later, I went to Little People (my old day-care) to take a nap with a wrestling helmet. Then I went across the street where my friend Geoff was doing carpenter stuff (what the fuck is "carpenter stuff?"). I slid up a ramp to him because there was no friction.

1/4/07

I played a huge game of dodgeball. I was really good at catching. I have a feeling I really liked this dream.

1/10/07

I was at an amusement park area with a bunch of people, but it felt like I was in a movie. I had to give some guy $5 for tax software for some reason. Then me and Jimmy went exploring. Later on, we found some of the other people again, but zombies were attacking. Some were zombies of celebrities, and tricked others to come near them, but ended up attacking them and turning everyone but me and Jimmy into zombies. It actually turned out to be the movie that I was watching at the amusement park though.

1/12/07

I was able to derive the Navier-Stokes equations on Jeopardy. I also had to go to my 11th grade History class because I had apparently missed a test, and I had to choose a project to do. I chose to do my project on opium. Where the hell did this come from?

1/16/07

I was packing to go home really late at night in one of my dreams. Some friends were over, and Olsen said that if you light a lighter after thunder and count until the flame goes out, that's how many paces a ghost is from you. It really freaked me out in the dream.

In another dream, I was a sniper in a helicopter, and the enemy was shooting anti-aircraft missiles at us. I was able to shoot all the missiles before they hit us.

1/24/07

I was in France in some Twilight Zone kind of place, where if I left a building I would die, but the building was like Death's waiting room or something stupid. Then I took a tiny cab to Talloires, France. Lauren and I visited my host family, but Lauren was really rude. Emmanuel, my host brother, had hurt his neck.

1/25/07

Me and Cronin were playing some Mortal Kombat game because we were stuck at a toy store until our train arrived. Then it turned into a game where I was a rabbit stealing stuff at some mansion.

2/5/07

It was my birthday and I was on vacation on some tropical island (wow, a dream about my birthday ON my birthday!) I stole some weird little trinket from a store for Lauren. Later on, Gary was telling me how his old girlfriend sucked.

In another dream, I was taking classes at my old day-care. I was doing a self-portrait in charcoal. Matt Higger was also in my drawing class, and he was pretty good.

The last dream was about some really old vampire movie, which switched to a movie about shady trains in the snow of Eastern Europe (wtf does that mean?). Then Dodgeball House had to give a presentation on potatoes. That seems really interesting.

2/26/07

Jordan and I were sneaking around the Fogg, (a museum near Harvard where we went for our drawing class) at night. We had to scramble around a bunch of pipes so some guy wouldn't see us. Then I was in charge of a drinking and driving program. I was running around the school, but it looked like it was a level in Resident Evil. I had to build a fire at one point.

3/1/07

A bunch of my friends were living at a house similar to Dodgeball House. I had to travel to some nearby city, but was attacked by two guys. They tried to kill me, so I attempted to out-run them. I ran into a building and ran around it like a maze, eventually coming up behind them and stomping on one of their heads (holy crap!). When I got back to the house, a bunch of people were watching TV in my room. Jimmy came over, but then quickly left after finding no snacks.

3/5/07

Me and some other people were lost in an underground system of really small tunnels. There were some bug-people, but they didn't do much except stand around. I took out a pocket knife and cut a hole in the side to get out; somehow I was able to saw through the studs in the wall. Also, we stole a bunch of sweatshirts (I'm not sure how that fits in with the rest of this story). When we got out, some guy started shooting at us with a really weak laser. I snuck up behind him and stole the laser gun. I shot him a couple times, and then lectured him not to use it again. Later on, I pretended I was retarded at the mall. I'm going to go ahead and end with that one....

Dreams from the Summer after Sophomore Year

For part of this summer I was abroad in Talloires, France, and was about to move in to Dodgeball House for the first time, so these might come up in some of these dreams. Oh yeah, I guess I should mention that I took a "Flowers of the Alps" class in France. That's right. It counted as a liberal arts science credit AND I became a friggn expert on flowers. Impressed? You better be.

6/20/06

I'm going to start off here just to inform you that NOT ONE THING IN THIS ENTIRE DREAM makes ANY sense. Enjoy.

My dream had a kind of Star Wars theme to it. In the end however, some girl was shooting at me and my Dad, who was actually Randy Marsh, on a boat. I was trying to save the report that I was writing, so I knocked her out with a basketball. I apologize for how random and stupid this dream is. I'm sure it made sense when I wrote it, but what the hell.

6/22/06

In one of my classes, we had to read a book and then play a videogame of the book. The handheld controller was made of cheese though, and I'm not sure what that means, but I couldn't use it. There was also a part where we were swinging over ravines with Poison Ivy vines, and the Batman character Poison Ivy was there. Yet another retarded situation.

6/26/06

I was working for the Queen of some African country, and we thought the building we were in was going to be bombed. Instead of stopping the bombers, we decided to go upstairs to pack our stuff and leave the country. The whole dream was pretty much just packing. AYFKMB??? I had a dream about packing a suitcase? What?

7/6/06

I was on some kind of trip, and a guy I didn't know said he would give me and two other guys a lot of money to eat dog crap. One of the guys I was with agreed, and he ate a juicy turd. I was sickened and started to cough. I actually started to cough in real life, which woke me up.

7/14/06

The dream started with Jimmy and Lauren trying to mash up some music onto some anime while I was at work. Then me and a few others, including Jimmy, had to escape some warehouse in the woods full of zombies. We jumped off a stone wall into a stream, where I slipped. We eventually met up with Dick Wang (ok, Dick Wang rode my bus in high school. I was the one to give him that nickname. It wasn't really a stretch; his real name is Richard Wang, but I was somehow the first person to think of it) at some apartment complex. Jimmy threw a stuffed animal at him, which Dick Wang then threw off a couple stories. We were in Germany, and I had to walk to a train station in France. I eventually met up with people, including Colin (a friend from home), who were hiding secret gears from some evil guy who was upstairs. We were planning on escaping. While we tried to converse over a phone system in his basement, something went wrong. I pretended to be weight lifting when he came down. Later, a lot of us had wagers on our friend who was boxing. He won in the end. One of our guys heckled two of the other guy's friends. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE. I was clearly still half-asleep when I wrote this. I use pronouns all over the place like it's my job, and I have NO IDEA to whom I am referring.

7/17/06

Some older guys led me and a lot of other people to a weird old restaurant. Then they started cutting off peoples' hands and other body parts to cook up for food. Some people tried to run away, but alarms went off and all the doors locked. A guy tried jumping into the river running through the middle of the building, but it was too shallow and he died. Me and a few others escaped somehow and ran down the long trail through the trees (we were in a jungle) to get away. Some of the cannibals were chasing us, and big bats kept attacking us if we got too close to the edge of the cliff (like in one of the levels in Mariokart). I ran really hard, and eventually we got to our hotel, where there was a small plane ready to leave. We started the plane, taxiing back onto the trail we just came from. Some of the people we were running from tried to stop us, but we got by them. We almost made it to the cliff where we could fly off from, but one of the cannibal guys held a kid up in front of the plane to stop us. I jumped out and pushed them out of the way. I grabbed the side of the door as the plane went over the cliff, climbed in, and we escaped.

7/26/06

I was in charge of security and had to stop a tiny man who came into the building. He got caught in a spider web, but it turns out there were like ten of these guys who eventually grew way bigger (that's what she said) and then got arrested. Later, me and a few others had to mop up a bunch of weird blue stuff that was growing and infecting the building.

8/2/06

I dreamed that Jimmy and I were moving into Dodgeball House. I was waiting for all my Tufts friends while Jimmy was driving a goldfish on a remote controlled car. Jordan eventually showed up, but his hair was dyed in a strange rainbow.

8/15/06

I dreamed that the zombie disease started spreading at the Desmond (the hotel where I worked part of that summer) after I told one of the front desk people not to help an infected guest. I warned Nick, another bellman, who was asleep in the "Desmond Barracks." (whatever that is) Then I warned my friends and we tried getting away. I got the sunglasses that can detect if people are vampires, which is apparently what the disease turned into instead of zombies. I could see who was a vampire and could shine a flashlight at them to hurt them. There was some super-vampire who was invisible, and she killed a whole unit of army guys. Then she killed my Dad. She went after my Mom, but my Mom stabbed and killed the vampire first. But the disease transferred to her first, so now my Mom was the new super-vampire. She came after me and my brother (I have a brother now I guess?) who was actually Kyle, trying to kill us, because now she was crazy. I started eating some sacred beef jerky that could stop the vampire process somehow (only I can come up with this kind of stuff), but I woke up first, right as my Mom was about to kill me and Kyle.

In my second dream, a dracula-type vampire trapped us at the end of a pier. Sharks were gathering in order to eat us as we came closer to the edge.

8/24/06

I had several small dreams. One was of me clearing a house of zombies with a bunch of different guns like in Resident Evil. Then my friends and I had to go figure out a mystery. Apparently I turn into a super-detective/Scooby Doo groupie in some of my dreams.

Dream Journal Entries

I'm just going to jump right in here.

3/20/06

I was trying to get my dodgeball team from home together because we had a match. I said I was going to the bathroom, but I actually went to go get O'Malley and Jimmy. Then all of these circumstances happened in which we almost died, like a train with jutting, knife points came off its tracks at us, or a really big guy attacked us with dental supplies. (What the fuck? Where did that come from?) We eventually made it back to the game as Senator McCarthy started arresting people.

They started setting up a carnival in Germany, and I was helping out for whatever reason. German rap was playing and I knew the translation, but wouldn't tell what it was because it was a bunch of inappropriate stuff and swearing.

3/26/06

Kyle and I were living in what seemed to be Emily and Molly's room. (Kyle and my dorm room in South Hall was exactly identical to Molly and Emily's room. Why would it surprise me that it looked like their room, or any other person in the dorm.) We were doing work in the morning and Kyle started playing Swan Song on guitar. I got jealous that he learned a Zeppelin song before me, especially a rare unreleased song. He could even play the drum parts. It turns out when I woke up, Swan Song was playing on my cd player.

3/29/06

I thought I had written down this epic dream twice due to dreams afterward where I had recounted what happened, but I guess I tricked myself. I even wrote it down in the dream. It started off with me and I think a lady who was supposed to be my Mom going into some abandoned warehouse. (Warehouse dreams usually turn into zombie dreams for me). Somehow, she turned into a zombie (yep), and a group of assassins came into the building as well. My mission (I guess I'm a spy now or something?) was to get out, and the only way out was on the first floor. There were zombies or bandits on every floor. I ran into Napoleon Dynamite, and together we tried to escape. I shot some bandits and stabbed a zombie in the head, and eventually we made it out.

4/17/06

We were getting ready for a dodgeball tournament, where teams from Canada and Florida were coming. (ah yes, really stretching here. All the way from Canada and Florida? No way! Maybe even Ohio!) The governor wanted us to win. For some reason, you couldn't exceed the team's maximum weight limit, so Pikachu was one of my players, because he was light. (This is evidence that we played ENTIRELY too much SMASH Bros. sophomore year).

5/2/06

Me and a bunch of other crime fighters had to fit into one little car in order to find whoever it is we were looking for. I had to face Trevelian, who betrayed me just like he did in Goldeneye. Some guy had to be put in a cage in the car because he turned into an alligator sometimes. Or something along those lines.

5/4/06

My dream had a lot of stuff from Silent Hill (Jizz Jizz, you really fucked us over with that videogame. I had so many Silent Hill related nightmares that year.) Me and Cilke and a few others started off in separate cages with one of those acid spitting zombie things. I had to let it spray acid at me to corrode the metal bars so we could get out. Then I killed the thing with a hammer and freed everyone. I found a huge group of people in another cage, so I freed them too and then we went to go stock up on food. It was a trick, and the people tried to lock us in.

Then I was in some fish store with Jimmy and Lauren, and Angelina Jolie was the main bad person ("main bad person?" What am I, 5? Is she the boss for this level? What the shit, I need to go back in time and tell my former self to learn how to write, or at least not to sound like an asshole.) Lauren bought a fish with a bunch of weird tentacles coming out. Me and Jimmy left, and when we came back, the tentacle thing was huge and tried to eat Lauren. I couldn't do anything because Angelina grabbed her and locked themselves in a big house. Then me and Jimmy had to battle Pyramid Head (GOD DAMN IT I HATE WHEN PYRAMID HEAD SHOWS UP IN MY DREAMS).

5/10/06

In one dream I was playing a huge game of darts. (ok....)

6/2/06

A zombie infection broke out, so Jordan and I ran away from our host family in France when they got attacked. We ran to a park, where the infection hadn't hit yet.

6/8/06

In part of my dream I jumped off a huge diving board into the ocean. The current was really strong and started carrying me off, but I was saved by a fireman. Then I found a ninja weapon. I played with it for a while, but then left it. The next day, Ani was dressed like a ninja with the weapon I had and some other gear. He looked so funny that I took a picture, which made him mad. He started fighting me. I was trying to fight fairly, but he bit me, so I punched him in the eye and then woke up. (I would would never, ever want to start fighting with Ninja-Ani for the record.)