Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Stots and I wax poetic with Nina Ismael

Switching things up a bit, Stots and I team up to work through a great business opportunity with our new friend, Nina Ismael.  There are a few gems in here, as our joint creativity blossoms into what the world will soon acknowledge as the greatest literary achievement of our generation.


August 6, 2012
Subject: From Ms. Nina Ismael

From: Ms. Nina Ismael

To: --

From Ms.Nina Ismael
Rue de Gabon Abidjan  01.
West Africa.

Hello my dearest

I know that my mail will come to you as a surprise since you do not know me. Please,am very sorry if I disturb your privacy. It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I intend to establish in your country.

The reason why I have contacted you this way is because of the urgent need and pressure which I am now facing to find some one to help me.My Late father (Adou Ismael) who was the former Minister of Economy and Finance of Laurent Gbagbo and died on January 11, 2012, but before his death, he deposited a huge amount of Eight million Six Hundred Thousand Euro, (€8.6Million) in one of the leading bank here in Abidjan cote d'Ivoire.Urgently am looking for your help to guide me on how this money will be transferred abroad so that I can move out of here to continue my education in your country while you take charge of the investment with the money.

I am humbly seeking your godly assistance in the following ways; To provide a bank account into which this money would be transferred and to serve as a guardian of this money since am an Orphans and still very young. If you can be of an assistance to me,I will be pleased to offer to you 30% Of the total money. Please I am waiting for your response urgently so that I can discuss more with you.

God Bless you
Needy.Love
Ms.Nina Ismael



August 8, 2012
Subject: From Ms. Nina Ismael

From: Matt Foley

To: Nina Ismael

Dear Ms. Nina Ismael,

I was very surprised and delighted to find your email today.  It appears that we can both benefit from this great opportunity.  Since you’ve already told me a little bit about yourself, I may as well let you know what my life is all about.  My name is Matt Foley, I am thrice divorced and live in close proximity to the most highly polluted river on the eastern seaboard (although some argue that norfolk has more gross tonnage). Since I’ve spent the last several years bouncing between dead-end jobs and living off a steady diet of government cheese, you can imagine my delight in suddenly finding myself mere moments away from being a millionaire! Even though your offer of 30% is generous, I’m inclined to throw a counter offer your way. Since it appears that the risk is all in my court, I suggest that we go in as equal partners (50/50) , which should be enough to leave us both with enough money to buy fine french cheeses for the rest of our lives. Say goodbye to government cheese!

I am quite interested to hear further details just so I can be sure that there is the risk involved is minimal.

After I know a little bit about you and that I can trust you, I’d be delighted to get the ball rolling on this project.

Your friend,
Matthew Foley




August 9, 2012
Subject: From Me Ms. Nina

From: Nina Ismael

To: Matt Foley

Dearest Sir Mattew,

I am glad to receive your immediate response to my proposal. At this point in time I can now have hope that I will soon come out of my present predicament.my offer to you is 30% after this transaction, But since you said 50/50 I accepted your terms 50/50.

With regards to your mail, I would like to let you know that my proposal was made in good faith and also all is 100% legal and 100% risk free. All I want from you here is truthfulness and genuine intentions to assist me in this transaction. As long as you will comply with the instructions the Bank will be given you we can conclude this transaction within 6 to 7 days, 

I am sending to you a copy of the Deposit of this fund and the fund origin to proof to you that i am real and in need of your help in this transaction.


Concerning the area of investing the fund I think you will know better than me down here because you know the best area that will yield more profit. My most concern is for me to be able to conclude the transaction earnestly for me to come to your country and continue my studies.

Since you are really want to help me in this transaction I will be submitting you information's to the Banker whom will help both of us in the progress of the transfer of this fund as soon as you provided it so that he will start the process of release/transfer of the fund. But before I submit the information you have to promise me that you will not sit on the money when it gets to your account or even try to take advantage of my age.

Once we are through with this transaction I will be coming to your country to continue my Education. Right now my only hope now is the funds my father deposited with a Bank here which I want you to claim.

I am including some of my personal photos in this mail, I am sending this identification for you to have confidence that you are dealing with genuine person, and I would be glad to know you as well. I hope am not requesting much.

As soon as I received your mail promising me that you will not cheat me or take advantage of my age I will now forward you all the contact information of the Bank where the funds are held now so that you can contact the Bank and provide an account where they can transfer the fund.

Please if you are the right person to help me out of this predicament, I will be glade to receive your information such as:

 Your Full Names:

Home and Country Address:

Direct Telephone.

Photo and Occupation:

I hope and pray that I have found somebody in you and I want you to take me very close as part of your family, as your daughter, sister or even best friend. I pray and hope also that this relationship will be a valuable and remarkable one in future. I include my picture here for you to see me and know me.


Sincerely Your's

Nina Ismael.




August 11, 2012
Subject: Hello Ms. Nina I have been worried.

From: Nina Ismael

To: Matt Foley

Dear Sir Matthew,

How are you today? I have been worried for not hearing from you let me know what is going on, so that i can know what to do. I am waiting to hear from you as you respond to me.

Nina.




August 13, 2012
Subject: Hello Ms. Nina

From: Matt Foley

To: Nina Ismael

Madam Nina,

I too am glad that you have approached me with this gracious offer.  Our business together will benefit both of us; I am looking forward to working with you as equal partners in this lucrative transaction.  You mentioned that you included a photo of yourself, but the only attachments in the email were a “deposit slip” and a “fund origin.”  I understand that you are very excited to get down to brass tacks, but you can’t just start making claims and then not back them up with the goods!  What if I were to provide my information to you, and then instead of a photo of myself, I included an Excel spreadsheet with the 2012 stats of the Boston Red Sox?  What then?  We get nowhere.  If you want to get down to business, you’re going to have to deliver on your promise.  Until such a time, I simply cannot trust you enough to give you my contact information.  And believe me, you’re going to want that contact information.

Regards,
Sir Matt Foley




August 11, 2012
Subject: Hello Ms. Nina

From: Nina Ismael

To: Matt Foley

Dear Sir Mattew,

Thank you for your responds, I am very sorry for not attaching my pictures for your view please don't be anoid about that I am doing that just right away now. Please you go ahead and send to me your contact information's so that I can procees in telling you the next level of this transaction. Thank God you receive the fund Deposit Certificate and Fund Origin please keep them safely. Check the attachment for the Pictures.

Thak you very much for your understanding.

Sincerely one.

Nina.

I'll spare you these pictures, because they are repulsively awkward.  But I WILL describe them.  The first is an early-20-something girl posing next to a Christmas tree.  The second is the same girl sitting on a large rock.  The final picture is probably the same person making an awkward "seductive" pose while starting to remove her shirt.  It was terrifying.  I thought this person was supposed to be an orphan?



August 14, 2012
Subject: Hello Ms. Nina

From: Matt Foley

To: Nina Ismael

Dear Nina,

These pictures you have sent me are nothing short of spectacular. It is clear that we can trust each other.  As such, I’d like to ask a small favor of you.  Today I met with an old friend Dom Perignon for lunch and we toasted to our new found success (I mentioned our upcoming business deal and he was ecstatic for me!). What I am very grieved to report to you is that Dom has a fatal form of Cancer and only likely has several months left on this earth. As you may not know, Dom has been working on a vineyard his whole life and hasn’t had an opportunity to see the world. His dying wish is to buy his own jet to travel the world and see the things he has always been dying to see but hasn’t had the time to do. The only way we can possibly afford to give Dom his dying wish is from the money that we will soon be receiving from this transaction. However, since you and I are also good friends, I am not interested in cheating you out of your fair share of the dough. Nonetheless, I hope you can understand that for us to fulfill this dying man’s wish we will need 70 percent of the profit. This would leave us with .7*8.6 = 6 million euros which is the price of the jet we hope to purchase. Obviously he would prefer his own personal waitress providing fine delicacies on his travels, but I think he’ll settle for just the personal jet.  Please find the sympathy in your heart to grant Dom his dying wish.

Thank you and God bless,

Matt Foley



August 15, 2012
Subject: Hello Ms. Nina

From: Nina Ismael

To: Matt Foley

Dear Sir Mattew,
I can see that you are a joker here, that you are not ready for this transaction I think is better i look for someone serious that will do what i ask him or her to do.
Bye.
Nina.



August 15, 2012
Subject: Hello Ms. Nina

From: Matt Foley

To: Nina Ismael

Dear Nina,

I am someone who knows how to have a good time, but never in my life have I joked when it comes to millions of euros and the death of a friend. I understand that you may have never done business in America but we tend to treat the process as a negotiation with both parties collaborating to reach a mutual understanding. It seems that you think that this is a one sided pounding with you swinging the hammer but I don’t think you will find anyone here that is willing to do exactly as you say without giving his or her input. We are dealing with massive amounts of money and it is not as simple a process as you believe. I hope you can see that I am very serious about doing business and treat this money with nothing but the utmost reverence. Even as a child I took the exchange of money extremely earnest.  My friend once owed me $5 when I bought him lunch.  Each day he did not pay me back, I broke one of his favorite crayons.  That is how determined I am about this transaction.

Please advise if we can proceed with a 70/30 distribution.  If you continue insinuating that I am being less than 100% serious here, I’ll be taking my business elsewhere.

Thank you,

Sir Matthew



August 15, 2012
Subject: Hello Ms. Nina

From: Nina Ismael

To: Matt Foley

Dear Sir Mattew,

I am still doubting you in this because I have ask you to provide your information's so that I can go to the bank with it, Till now you were not able to do that, Then tell me if you are still ready to do this business. And provide your information's to me. I am waiting to have it as requested from me.

Thanks.

Nina.



August 15, 2012
Subject: Hello Ms. Nina

From: Matt Foley

To: Nina Ismael

Dear Madam Nina,

I am going to go ahead and infer that your response is an acknowledgement and agreement that the 70/30 split is acceptable to you, in that I Matthew T. Foley, shall receive no less than 70% of the contents of the account.  As such, I will provide my information to you now.  If you require photograph identification, please let me know, as I am capable of providing such information.

Name: Matthew Tobias Foley
Address: 1 Van, Downbythe River, SC 54188
Phone: My phone service is terrible due to the fact that I live in an underdeveloped, impoverished area that no one in power seems to care about.  If you truly require my number, please let me know and I will provide it because I sincerely trust you.  Just know that my reception is so bad that I have not communicated with anyone in my family for over five years.
Fax: I do not own, nor do I intend to ever own, a fax machine
Age: 39
Marital Status: Divorced
Occupation: Motivational Speaker
Diet: government cheese and mountain dew
Pets: none

I’m glad we could reach the conclusion to our negotiations.  Please let me know if you require any more personal information: I tried to include everything I could think of.

Your friend,
Matt Foley




August 16, 2012
Subject: From Me Ms. Nina Message From The Bank Contact The Lawyer.

From: Nina Ismael

To: Matt Foley

Dear Sir. Mattew,

Thank you for your mail; I want to thank you for your willingness to assist me in this project so that I can come over to your country to continue my education while you help to invest the money into profitable business. Meanwhile, I have gone to the bank this morning to know the procedure of getting this fund transfer to your Country there for me to join you for my studies, I have informed my late father’s banker where the money is deposited, I told him that you are my late father foreign partner who wants to help me invest the money overseas. 

Please you will try your best to help me financially, because i have to offer you 70% for your effort after this transaction. The % is not a problem the most important thing here is my life, This is why i have accepted 70 % for you.

So the banker said I should contact a lawyer who can help us in getting the bank required paper works from the legal offices. Today, I was able to find a reputable lawyer who can assist us in various ways. I have given the lawyer your contact information's, I have also directed the lawyer to the bank where the money is deposited for discussion with the bank. The lawyer asked me to give you his contact so that he will tell you the bank requirements to transfer the money to your account. Here is the contact of the lawyer,
 
Name: Anthony Donavan Scoburgh.
Email: [email]
Tel: [number]
 
Please contact the lawyer as soon as possible so that he will inform you about the requirements of transferring the money to your account. The lawyer will also give you the documents proving my late father’s relationship with the bank where the money is deposited. Please get back to me after contacting the lawyer so that I can follow up with you, this is for you to know that what I have propose to you if you comply you will have your 70% after this transaction, the lawyer said that he will make an agreement that will bound us together in this transaction.

Thank you,
Ms. Nina.



August 16, 2012
Subject: From Me Ms. Nina Message From The Bank Contact The Lawyer.

From: Matt Foley

To: Nina Ismael
CC: Chaz Stotland

Hello Ms. Nina,

I’m glad you’re getting the ball rolling on this.  It shows commitment and passion and I like that.  

It appears that this bank is requiring legal documents from us.  Well that shouldn’t be a problem.  I actually have a lawyer in mind who I often use for drawing up legal documentation for large transfers abroad.  He is a mastermind of international accounts, so he’ll be perfect for our little operation.  He has already informed me that he is willing to draw up the documents for us free of charge.  His name is Chaz Stotland, and he specializes in West African transfers.

I think you’d agree that it would be better to use a trusted lawyer that this random person that for all we know could be a serial killer, hell-bent on stealing all of our money in order to buy twisted new tools for his executions.  I’ve copied Chaz to the email list.  Ms. Nina, you’re going to just love him.  He’ll be able to help us out of our little bind.  He enjoys golf and tennis and owns three cars.

Chaz, can you please contact Ms. Nina to get the relevant account information?  Many thanks.

Your friend,
Matt Foley


Here we cc our good friend Chaz Stotland (it's just another email address that we have) on the email.  We figured we'd turn it back on her and get a third party on OUR court.  At this point Ryan actually calls this supposed lawyer, who is currently in cote d'ivoire, saying that we're going to need all of his credentials and that our lawyer, Chaz Stotland, will be getting back to him.  If Chaz is even going to consider working with him, he's going to require all of his information.  Apparently Ryan kept saying "we" over the phone, and when the guy questioned this usage of "we," Ryan's response was that he was using the "royal we" because he thinks very highly of himself.


August 16, 2012
Subject: Re: Hello Ms. Nina

From: Chaz Stotland

To: Nina Ismael
CC: Matt Foley, Anthony Donavan Scoburgh

Dear Nina, Sir Matthew and Sir Anthony,

Thank you for the nice introduction. I am in fact one of the highest-rated lawyers in the United States. I graduated top of my class at Harvard University and I am the foremoest expert on international finance related to West Africa. 

I spoke with Sir Matthew today and he informed me that he had a brief phone conversation with Sir Anthony this afternoon (evening in cote d'ivoire) to assess his credentials. Before I can even consider reccomending Sir Anthony in Cote D'ivoire to my client (Sir Matthew)  to help assist in this money transfer,  I will need to do a thorough analysis of his credentials. 

Sir Anthony can you send me proof of your legal qualifications; namely,

a. a description of the school you attened
b. a summary of your grades in law school
c. a picture of you 
d. A brief essay on why you think you are the best lawyer to help Sir Matthew and Ms. Nina on this case.

Thank you,

Sir Chaz 
- "Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway" - John Wayne


Our intention is to make this new character "Anthony Scoburgh" produce some form of identification as a lawyer so that we can put the scammer on the defensive.  Also, we've decided to follow suit in calling everybody "sir."  I guess West Africa must have a plethora of knights with all these sirs running around.


August 18, 2012
Subject: FROM ANTHONY CHAMBERS & SERVICES.

From: Anthony Scoburgh

To: Chaz Stotland

Attn:  Sir Chaz

We the Honorable Chambers of Anthony snd Services are in receipt of your mail dated on this day of 16 been Thursday Of August 2012 and the contents well noted; I most tell you that i am very sorry for the delay of getting back to you.

I spoke with you Client Mr. Mattew Folley yesterday telling him that I will get back to you before the day runs out today. I have been outside my city Abidjan for an important meeting even as i spoke with him yesterday i couldn't open up to him because i was thinking that i could finish earlier that i can go home so that i can give you all that you have requested from me.

Dear Friend Chaz, I want you to tell me all that you need as a proof so that i can give all as soon as i return tomorrow morning or this evening. Let me know so that there will not be any doubt in this transaction as we proceed on it. I am waiting as you respond to me after reading my letter to you.

Kind Regards.

Hon. Barr. Anthony Donovan Scoburgh.



August 19, 2012
Subject: Hello Ms. Nina

From: Nina Ismael

To: Matthew Foley


Dear Sir Mattew,
How are you doing today, I hope you are in good health? if so thanks be to God almighty. Sir, I want to know if you have contacted the Lawyer since i have not receive your email in my mail box. What is going on? Why are you silence concerning this transaction. Please let me know if you really want to help me so that i will know what to do. You can call me on this number +(225)-414-336-96. So that i can have you number as well if you really ready to help me. I am waiting to receive your call soonest, i have offered you 70% why are you delaying again?.
Sincerely One.
Nina.



August 19, 2012
Subject: Hello Ms. Nina

From: Matthew Foley

To: Nina Ismael
CC: Chaz Stotland

Hello Ms. Nina,

I have been sending emails to you, but you haven't responded.  Mr. Chaz Stotland and I are waiting for your alleged "lawyer" to get back to us with his credentials.

If it turns out that he is not up to the task, I'm sure Mr. Stotland will be able to handle the transfer for us.

Your friend,
Matt Foley



August 19, 2012
Subject: Hello Ms. Nina

From: Chaz Stotland

To: Matthew Foley
CC: Nina Ismael

I am still waiting for the documents from sir Anthony.
Best,
CS



August 19, 2012
Subject: Re: FROM ANTHONY CHAMBERS & SERVICES.

From: Chaz Stotland

To: Anthony Scoburgh
CC: Matt Foley, Nina Ismael

Sir Anthony,

As a fellow lawyer, I'm sure you understand that I have an extremely high fiduciary responsibility to my client (Sir Matthew) to make sure that he is in capable hands. Concomitantly, it is not so normal for Sir Matthew to pay for legal services in a country he has never visited and with a person who we have practically no information. As such I'd like to make sure he is in good hands.

We will have to go through a pretty standard screening to verify your credentials.

Please send the following:

a. A description of the school you attended. For example, where it ranks amongst law schools in your region. Please provide a description of the profile of the school (academic strengths and weaknesses). 
If the school has a website, I'd also like a link to that.

b. A summary of your grades in law school (academic transcript). What was your class ranking (meaning how many people finished with better grades than you)? I'd like to verify that you were a good and loyal student of the law.

c. A brief essay on why you think you are the best lawyer to help Sir Matthew and Ms. Nina on this case. What makes you special in this area among all the lawyers that we can choose. We are looking for someone who has a strong history of good business practices and ethics. Can you describe how that best summarizes your professional experience.

 Please address these questions.

Thank you,

Sir Chaz




August 20, 2012
Subject: Re: FROM ANTHONY CHAMBERS & SERVICES.

From: Anthony Scoburgh

To: Chaz Stotland

CC: Matt Foley

Attn: Mr.Chaz Stotland
 
We are receipt of your mail and the contents well noted; I am glad to let you know that I will discharge my services to your client (Mr. Matthew Folley) with faithfulness and all dignity that is due to a client. Meanwhile, I will to tell you that you have to give me your Identity as a Lawyer and a Certificate of Law given to you by your Federal Governments that makes you a lawyer.
 
As soon as I get these documents I have requested from you I shall be given you most of the things you have requested from me as well. I have to let you know that there are legal processes that most take place during the preparation of these fund transfer that will requires money, I mean there are paper works that needs to be done that will ensure the authencity/safety of this fund transfer.
 
These are going to cost money and if you most say that you Client will not contribute to these fees, how did you want me to believe that your client is real for this business? If he can't bear his own part of his responsibility. Note that there is an agree percentage that was negotiated between him and Ms. Nina Ismael, Which I am going to put into an agreement for both of them to sign before proceeding on this matter.
 
Kindly co-operate for all I have stated so that I can proceed on this matter immediately.
 
Kind Regards.
Hon. Barr. Anthony D.Scoburgh.



August 20, 2012
Subject: Hello Ms. Nina

From: Nina Ismael

To: Matthew Foley

Dear Sir Matthew,
 
How are you doing today, i guess that you are in good health to the glory of God? Sir. I got an email from someone that i don't know after reading the mail i found out that he is written me on your behalf and he is your Lawyer. After reading his mail i was not happy at all because did you know how I was able to plead to this lawyer before he accepted to help us in this matter without asking us for consultation fees first.
 
And now your so called lawyer is embarrassing him with those demands of his, Please if you know that you are not ready to help me in this matter i think is better you tell me now so that I can look for someone that have human conscience that is willing to help me. I have given you every Document concerning this matter and you never satisfies in helping me please tell me that you are not ready and willing to help me in this matter. So that I will not keep on wasting my time waiting for you.
 
And you know that there are legal process that is involve in this transaction that needs financial help and I heard you lawyer saying that you will not contribute to that and you know it very well that i am not in position of getting does legal process done, because i didn't have the finance to do that. This was why i have offered you 70% of this total sum and now your lawyer is saying that you will not spend money for those legal documentation, Can you please tell me how you want me to get those papers approved without you paying for the papers? I want to hear an answer from you.
 
Please it is better you tell me that you are not interested in this transaction so that i will look for another person, Than using your lawyer to spoil this matter here. If you can’t see to the finance of those legal documents that will make the bank release this fund. Who will pay for it? I want you to answer me as you read this latter. You would have told me this from the beginning so that i will not open up to you, Now you know a lot about me and this fund and your Lawyer want to put a problem.
 
Let me know what you are deciding here, I will tell you more concerning my life story as soon as you accept to help me in these aspects. Please make sure you didn't give those documents with you to anyone.
 
Sincerely one.
Nina.



August 20, 2012
Subject: Hello Ms. Nina

From: Matthew Foley

To: Nina Ismael
CC: Chaz Stotland

Dear Madam Nina,

Please be advised that Mr. Stotland and I are currently attempting to verify Sir Anthony’s credentials.  As Mr. Stotland is a trusted lawyer, it is important that we know Sir Anthony’s intentions and that he is not ripping us off.  You said yourself that you had never met him before and assumed that he could help us, whereas I’ve known Mr. Stotland for most of my adult life.  He is absolutely trustworthy, which is more than I can say for this “so called” lawyer that you found on the streets.  Before we send payment (which I fully intend to do), it is important that we check out Sir Anthony to avoid a swindling of Grand Proportions.  In fact there are whisperings that this “Sir Anthony” isn’t actually a knight at all, and that he murders his unsuspecting clients.  We don’t want a situation like that to pan out.  As Mr. Stotland is a well-respected lawyer, one of the best in the country, he’s doing us a great service of checking out this potential madman.  If he checks out, we can proceed with the payment.  I’m sure you’d agree that this is the best course of action instead of getting stabbed in our sleep.  If it doesn't work out and it turns out that Sir Anthony is indeed a psychotic murderer, I'm sure Mr. Stotland will be able to draw up the necessary documents for us.  Don't be worried, we'll get that payment in full.

Regards,
Sir Matthew


At this point, "Nina" is going absolutely bananas trying to make sure we get rid of Chaz Stotland.  And the "Anthony" character is trying really hard to take back his position of power over Chaz, but it is clear that our lawyer friend has Anthony on his heels.  We now have two fake lawyers trying to check each others' credentials.




August 20, 2012
Subject: Re: FROM ANTHONY CHAMBERS & SERVICES.

From: Chaz Stotland

To: Anthony Scoburgh

CC: Matt Foley

Sir Anthony,

I am not interested in playing cat and mouse here. We have 2 choices: Either you can send me the documents I requested or I can do my own research and find a capable lawyer to carry out the operation. I am meeting with my client Mr Foley on Wednesday morning. At that point I intend to give him my professional opinion on your candidacy for this transaction. If you don't provide the documents by then I will advise him to seek someone who is more transparent with the information we have requested.

Best,

Sir Chaz



August 21, 2012
Subject: Re: FROM ANTHONY CHAMBERS & SERVICES.

From: Anthony Scoburgh

To: Chaz Stotland

CC: Matt Foley

Attn: Mr. Matthew Folley.

I am in receipt of your email message dated this day 16/08/2012.that says I should contact you In regards to Ms.Nina Ismael case. I was approached by Ms. Nina Ismael  who came to my office and asks me to work for both of you in providing legal documents that will make you a Beneficiary to the fund deposited in a Bank here which she inherited from her late father.


I am a district attorney in Abidjan, Cote d’ivoire . Haven known the compulsory feelings and reaction of human beings especially when something strange like this comes across us (human beings), I wish to inform you that the letter you received from Ms.Nina Ismael, did not come to you by mistake. She contacted you to act as her foreign partner to claim the said deposit and invest the fund in a lucrative business in your country while she will further her studies in your Country.


She gave me all the related deposited documents which I have confirmed immediately from the Bank because we attorney's before switching into any transaction we will like to know the truth so as to maintain our dignity. Sequel to your mail and request for my services I will be glade to discharge my services to you and to guarantee you that all will be handle legally.

I visited the Bank and after my verification and inquires. I got satisfactory information’s that her heritage fund has nothing to do with Drug, neither Criminalism nor such related thing e.t.c. I would not stake my dignity and profession on such a venture, I am very mindful and have put in 25 years in practice. Therefore be rest assured that everything is going to be handle 100% legal and risk free.


All I need from you is the assurance that you will not sit on Ms.Nina Ismael's money when the money comes to your position. And you will also assure me that you will take care of Ms.Nina Ismael, temporary needs like a Daughter. Because as soon as the funds are transferred to your position. She will be coming to stay with you to further her education.

I will like to let you know that there are three Legal documents that is needed to be provides from the Ministry of Justices here in Cote D'Ivoire on your behalf, before contacting the Bank for the Transfer of the fund before it transferred to your account.and it is going to cost you money for these documents to be obtain here before submitting them to the bank.

Here are the mentioned documents:

1) AFFIDAVIT OF CLAIM FROM MINISTRY OF FINANCE AND ECONOMIC.

2) COURT CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE (C.C.C) FROM FEDERAL MINISTRY OF HIGH COURT HERE IN ABIDJAN.

3) CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP IN YOUR NAME ASK A NEW BENEFICIARY OF THIS FUND,

Meanwhile, I will like you to provide to us again the needed information's below to enable us submit them to the Federal Ministry of justices here in Cote d’Ivoire for the endorsement of the Papers and to know the cost for us to let you know.


Here are the Info's as follows:

Your Full Names:

Home and Country Address:

Direct Telephone:

Copy of your International Passport or Driving license:

Immediately we get this information's from you we shall be submitting them to the Ministry of Justices here in Cote d’Ivoire for the procurement of the said three Documents, and we shall be updating for the requirement in order to get these documents on your behalf. Call me on the below telephone for further information’s as soon as you send the requested information's.


I am waiting for this Info's soonest.

Regards.
Barrister. Anthony Donovan Scoburgh




August 21, 2012
Subject: Re: FROM ANTHONY CHAMBERS & SERVICES.

From: Chaz Stotland

To: Anthony Scoburgh

CC: Matt Foley

Dear Sir Anthony,

I am still waiting for 

a. The name /  description of your law school
b. Summary of your grades
c. an essay describing why you are the best person to work on this case.

As i said yesterday, I will be meeting my client tommorow morning and I will advise him tommorow if we should continue with you as our legal representative in Cote D'ivoire. If you don't submit the documents you will disqualify yourself from consideration.

You seem to be excited for this case so I'd prefer if you submit the information as requested so that I can approve your proposal.

Best,

Sir Chaz




August 22, 2012
Subject: Re: FROM ANTHONY CHAMBERS & SERVICES.

From: Chaz Stotland

To: Anthony Scoburgh

CC: Matt Foley

Sir Anthony,

The sun is rising in Cote D'ivoire. In 9 hours, Foley and I will meet up. Your candidacy as Foley's lawyer will be decided.

Good luck in getting these documents together in these finals hours.

Best,

Sir Chaz




August 22, 2012
Subject: Re: FROM ANTHONY CHAMBERS & SERVICES.

From: Chaz Stotland

To: Anthony Scoburgh

CC: Matt Foley

Sir Anthony,

I met with Foley, we've decided that you will not be a part of the case. Your application has been marked incomplete in my files.
Best,

CS



August 22, 2012
Subject: Hello Ms. Nina

From: Nina Ismael

To: Matthew Foley

Dear Sir Matthew,
 
Thank you very much for your mail and I want to tell you that I am more courageous after reading from you this evening, Please I never told you that I have not seen Barrister. Anthony D.Scoburgh, I went to meet with him at his office the first day I made my intension known to him, and he accepted to help both of us in this regards.
 
Concerning verifying his credentials as you have said is good too, But i want to tell you that I know him and i have been to his office here and he has address existing one, I called him this evening and he told me that he has given you people proof as a Lawyer that he didn't know what else did you people want.
 
Please i want you to know that my life is in danger and the more you and your Lawyer make public news ant on this matter the more you endanger my life, Please if you know that you want to help me and ready to do this deal with me you have to use the Lawyer i brought to help us in this deal. Because you cannot give me a Lawyer that will make me cries again. Please i want to tell you that this Lawyer is Honest and sincere he is not helping us for this money sake it is because of my life he accepted to help us.
 
Therefore, I advise you to accept to work with him because he knows where to get this said certificate beside he has original documents concerning this fund if you really want to help me I will like you to ask him what to do to get these fund transfer to your account.
 
Please let’s stop these arguments here and work things out; I am not happy that this is taking a long time to happen, please save my life. And if you will not do what i want i will consider that you are not with me in this deal. Hoping to hear good news from you as you respond to this mail.
 
Nice night.
Nina.



August 22, 2012
Subject: Hello Ms. Nina

From: Matthew Foley

To: Nina Ismael
CC: Chaz Stotland

Dear Madam Nina,

I too am more courageous after reading your message.  I apologize though, because I never meant for your life to be in danger or to "make [you] cries."  Mr. Stotland and I have not made our business public nor have we endangered your life, but you can be sure that your life is in fact in danger.  But that is because we've seen the true face of this alleged "lawyer" Barrister Anthony D. Scoburgh.

On several occasions, my esteemed lawyer Mr. Stotland requested some information to verify Sir Anthony's law degree and/or knightship.  It was a very simple request, and he was given several days to provide information, but he could never verify that he was actually a lawyer.  On the contrary, we discovered that he is actually involved in piracy scams and that he murders people.  You would do well to get as far from him as you can and never contact him again for your own safety.  I know that you met with this "lawyer" and that he seems trustworthy, but if he can't even say the law school that he went to, how could you possibly trust him?  He is not a lawyer at all, and he most likely wears the skin of his victims as masks.  Probably.

Mr. Stotland met with me this morning to determine what we should do with this "Sir" Anthony, and we decided that the best course of action is to veto his candidacy as our lawyer because he never got back to us with the requested documents.  As Mr. Stotland is a renowned lawyer who I have trusted all my life, I think it is safe to say that he would be a better choice to carry out our transfer paperwork.  Perhaps we can set up a conversation so that you can provide Mr. Stotland with the relevant account details so that we can get the ball rolling and put this whole "Mr." Anthony/murdering psychopath situation behind us.

Again, for your safety, please do not meet with this "Anthony" character again because he is most likely planning on eviscerating you.

Your friend,
Sir Matthew Foley



August 22, 2012
Subject: Hello Ms. Nina, I an getting another qualified lawyer
From: Nina Ismael
To: Matthew Foley


Dear Sir Matthew,
 
Thank you for the information's you gave me, It is an eye open to me. Thank God I have not released any document concerning this fund to him. I have to look for another lawyer that is qualified to do this work for us. I am going out now to look for a good Lawyer that can be able to prove himself as a lawyer so that he can handle this matter on our behalf.
 
Let me know your thought concerning this matter? Meanwhile, I will give you another contact of a qualified Lawyer as soon as i am able to get one. Mr. Scotland can't be able to get these papers from there because they have to be obtain from ministries here therefore we have to find a Lawyer here that will do that for us.
 
I shall be getting back to you with another contact of a good and qualified Lawyer for this assignment.
 
Sincerely One.
 
Nina.


Hahahaha she is getting another lawyer involved.


August 22, 2012
Subject: Hello Ms. Nina, I an getting another qualified lawyer
From: Matthew Foley

To: Nina Ismael
CC: Chaz Stotland 

Hello Madam Nina,

It is good that you are excommunicating the potential cannibal "Sir" Anthony.  He no doubt would have cut you into pieces.  With Mr. Stotland's help (how did you know that he was from Scotland?  I didn't even mention that yet!  You must have picked up his accent.  Very observant.), we will be able to locate a qualified lawyer to help with the transaction so that you can safely come to the United States to pursue your studies.

Mr. Stotland, since you've been so integral in picking out the bad apples, perhaps you can assist Madam Nina in selecting someone who is not a maniacal murderer?

Let's stay in touch on this,

Sir Matthew Foley



August 22, 2012
Subject: Hello Ms. Nina, I an getting another qualified lawyer
From: Nina Ismael
To: Matthew Foley


Dear Sir Matthew,
I am going to be able to find someone that can do this for us here, Then Mr.Stotland can verify his or her Identity. I am out in searching for law offices here to get a good Lawyer for our help. I will get back to you soonest.
Sincerely one.
Nina.



August 23, 2012
Subject: Hello Ms. Nina, I an getting another qualified lawyer
From: Matthew Foley
To: Nina Ismael
CC: Chaz Stotland

Dear Mrs. Nina,

This is most fortunate news.  I have conferred with Mr. Stotland and he agrees that we've got the right mindset now.  He will make sure the person that you find is actually a lawyer, because the fake-lawyer business is quite lucrative these days.  I hope to hear from you soon so that we can venture forth into our cheese business together.

Sincerely, two.

Sir Matthew Foley



August 27, 2012
Subject: Hello Ms. Nina, I an getting another qualified lawyer
From: Nina Ismael
To: Matthew Foley

Dear Alan Grant,
As you can see I have made inquires and found out that you and your partner are just jokers playing with humanity, I found out that you are not Matthew Folly as you claims to be. I don't have to keep on wasting my time with jokers like you and your so called friend. If you know that you are serious why not tell me your real name. Proof me right that you are real.
Bye.
Nina
It seems that she looked to see what the actual name on my yahoo account is!  Somewhat clever!



August 28, 2012
Subject: Hello Ms. Nina, I an getting another qualified lawyer
From: Matthew Foley
To: Nina Ismael

Hello Ms. Nina,

Where would you get the idea that my name is "Alan Grant?"  I have no idea where that would even come from.  And that is quite a bold statement to say that I am a joker playing with humanity when YOU are the one who is delaying this transaction!

Sincerely,
Matthew Foley, PhD.



August 28, 2012
Subject: Hello Ms. Nina, I an getting another qualified lawyer
From: Nina Ismael
To: Matthew Foley

Dear Sir Grant,
To proof your self real for this transaction, I will want you to sent to me $120 for the new lawyer Agency Appointment fees as he has requested before he can cormmance his legal obligations to us.  If you know that you are real and ready for this deal send the fees to me so that i can pay for the Agency Appointment fees. sent the fees through western union money transfer or money gram money transfer to Name Nina Ismael: address Rue de Gabon Abidjan  01 Abidjan.
I am waiting to hear from you as you send the fees.
Nina.





August 28, 2012
Subject: Hello Ms. Nina, I an getting another qualified lawyer
From: Matthew Foley
To: Nina Ismael
CC: Chaz Stotland

Dear Madam Nina,

This guy is asking for up-front appointment fees?  That is completely ridiculous!  I mean, what if he turns out to be a psychopath like the last guy!  I don't think Mr. Stotland would agree to that plan.  It might be best if we confer with him to see can find someone in the lawyering business who can handle our transaction.

I'm sure that you'd agree it would be better than paying any fees.

I am awaiting to hear from you as you will no doubt agree that paying needless fees would be ridiculous,

Matthew

PS.  Where did you come up with that other name?  That is the name that I have created for my Yahoo account, but that is only because I don't want Yahoo to know my real name, which is Matt Foley.  Is that where you found it?




August 28, 2012
Subject: Hello Ms. Nina, I an getting another qualified lawyer
From: Nina Ismael
To: Matthew Foley

Dear Sir Grant,
To proof your self real for this transaction, I will want you to sent to me $120 for the new lawyer Agency Appointment fees as he has requested before he can cormmance his legal obligations to us.  If you know that you are real and ready for this deal send the fees to me so that i can pay for the Agency Appointment fees. sent the fees through western union money transfer or money gram money transfer to Name Nina Ismael: address Rue de Gabon Abidjan  01 Abidjan.
I am waiting to hear from you as you send the fees.
Nina.





August 29, 2012
Subject: Re: Hello Ms. Nina
From: Chaz Stotland
To: Nina Ismael
CC:  Matthew Foley

Dear Nina,

I just wanted to let you know that i am flying tomorrow morning to cote d'ivoire to interview some lawyers for this transaction. I can try to meet with your latest candidates. I will be in the country for 4 days for this business.

Best,

Sir Chaz, LLB



August 29, 2012
Subject: Re: Hello Ms. Nina
From: Matthew Foley
To: Nina Ismael
Hello Madam Nina,

Please stop calling me Sir Grant.  As I've explained before, that is the fake name I gave in my Yahoo account.  You can continue to call me Dr. Foley.  My associate Mr. Scotland (we've jumped on board with her constantly misspelling his name) is flying out to Cote D'ivoire in order to meet with some potential lawyer associations.  After we told him that some of them were charging appointment fees upwards of $120, he lost his mind with fury.  That is against the bylaws of the World Lawyer Association.  If indeed these are real lawyers, they could lose their licenses for such a crime.  Thank god Sir Chaz is on our side, otherwise we would have been naive enough to pay!

If you provide him with the agency that you were speaking to, he'll be able to interview them while he's over there.  In the meantime, I'll save some money up so we can pay for any processing fees once we find a lawyer who doesn't charge this fake "appointment fee."

I'll get back to you very soon,
Sir Matthew




August 29, 2012
Subject: Re: Hello Ms. Nina
From: Nina Ismael
To: Chaz Stotland

Dear Sirs.
I will be glad to see you here, I am waiting on your arrival let me know your schedule so that i will wait you at the Airport.
Nina.


August 29, 2012
Subject: Re: Hello Ms. Nina
From: Chaz Stotland
To: Nina Ismael
CC: Matthew Foley
Dear Nina,

Here is my flight information. I couldn't fly directly to Cote D'ivoire because the cheapest and most available flights are to Ghana.

Below is the confirmation. Thank you.

Passenger: Chaz Stotland
Passport: PF990465
Citizenship: Scottish

Wed. Aug. 29 (Arriving Aug. 30) New York, NY, United States to Accra, Ghana
New York (JFK) to Frankfurt (Frankfurt Intl.)
Lufthansa 401
Economy / Coach Class ( Y), Airbus Industrie A380-800 Passenger
Depart 3:55pm  Arrive 5:35am +1 day
Duration: 7h 40m
Layover: Frankfurt (Frankfurt Intl.) 8h 35m
Frankfurt (Frankfurt Intl.) to Accra (ACC)
Lufthansa 566 operated by /PRIVATAIR S.A.
Economy / Coach Class ( Y), BOEING 737-800 (WINGLETS) PASSENGER
Depart 2:10pm  Arrive 6:55pm
Duration: 6h 45m

Total trip time: 23h 0m





August 29, 2012
Subject: Re: Hello Ms. Nina
From: Nina Ismael
To: Matthew Foley

Dear Sir Matthew,
I will stop calling you Grant as you have explain everything to me, Please I want you to send to me your Identity Card or International Passport Copy I want to have a look at it, To confirm whom you are andI want to let you know that you Lawyer has given me his Schedule about coming here by tomorrow so I am going to wait for him at our Airport here as tomorrow comes. Meanwhile, Please go ahead and send to me the things I have requested from you.
Sincerely One.
Nina.




August 29, 2012
Subject: Re: Hello Ms. Nina
From: Nina Ismael
To: Chaz Stotland

Dear Sir Chaz,
Thank you very much for the imformation's given to me, I am satisfy about it I will be going to wait for you at the Airport here by tomorrow as you have Indicated to me. Please I want you to sent to me your ID Card as a Lawyer and your pictures as well. Please it is very much important to me.
I am waiting as you sent to me things that I have requested from you.
Sincerely One.
Nina.



August 29, 2012
Subject: Re: Hello Ms. Nina
From: Chaz Stotland
To: Nina Ismael

Nina,

Not sure if you have ever taken an airplane before but I am in the airport and my flight leaves in one hour and I will not have access to email. 

Hopefully I will see you in Ghana.

CS


August 29, 2012
Subject: Re: Hello Ms. Nina
From: Matthew Foley
To: Nina Ismael
Hello Madam Nina,

I appreciate that you have decided to call me by my Christian name, Sir Matthew Foley.  I will send you a copy of my Passport on Friday when I have access to a scanner (I will be out in the river taking samples this evening and tomorrow, so I won't be back in the office until Friday).  Sir Chaz called me from the airport and told me that he couldn't upload his information because he won't have internet connection and asked me to send you his picture, since you will probably need it when you meet him at the airport.  Please see the attached picture of Sir Chaz so that you can identify him.  Let me know once you've met and you're all settled so that I know everything is ok when he arrives in Ghana.

Sincerely Two.

Sir Matthew

Attachments: Sir_Chaz.jpg
The real Chaz Stotland





August 29, 2012
Subject: Re: Hello Ms. Nina
From: Matthew Foley

To: Nina Ismael

I apologize Madam Nina, I sent you a picture of a dog instead of Sir Chaz.  Here is what Sir Chaz looks like; hopefully this will help identify him at the airport.

Take care,
Sir Matthew

Attachments: Sir_Chaz_Human.jpg


Lawyer on Law and Order




August 31, 2012
Subject: Re: Hello Ms. Nina
From: Matthew Foley

To: Nina Ismael

Hello Ms. Nina,

I haven't heard anything from you or Sir Chaz and he was supposed to arrive yesterday.  Did you meet him at the airport?  I haven't heard a single thing from him and I'm becoming extremely worried.

Please let me know if you were able to meet with him at the airport.

Sincerely Two.
Sir Matthew