Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Best Dispatching Job Ever

I got offered my dream job and I didn't even have to give the guy my Resume!  

Date: 3/25/14

To: Chris D.
From: Henry Martins Esq
Subject: DISPATCHER NEEDED.

Hello,
    
Are you interested in working as a dispatcher. All you need to do is send out mails for me and you get paid at the end of each week. Get back to me if you are interested and ready to know more.

Regards.



Date: 3/25/14

To: Henry Martins Esq
From: Chris D.
Subject: DISPATCHER NEEDED.

Hello Henry Martins,

I'm interested in your dispatcher position; how much does it pay?  Where would I be dispatching from, and where to?  What types of "mails" will I be dispatching?  Do I need to have dispatching experience?

Warmest regards,
Chris D.



Date: 3/25/14
To: Chris D.
From: Henry Martins Esq
Subject: DISPATCHER NEEDED.

Here is what the position entails:

You will need to send out payments to my clients which might be in form of money orders or Checks and I will provide all you need to mail them out and you get paid at the end of the week. If you are still interested please get back to me ASAP with your phone number and yahoo messenger ID because the position needs to be filled immediately.

Regards.



Date: 3/25/14
To: Henry Martins Esq
From: Chris D.
Subject: DISPATCHER NEEDED.

Hi Mr. Henry,

I don't have yahoo messenger ID, is that what you use to do the dispatching?  How can I get it, is it difficult to dispatch with this?  How often will I be dispatching payments?  Two times a week?  Three times a week?  More times?  Please let me know ASAP so I know how to dispatch!

Warmer regards,
Chris D.



Date: 3/25/14
To: Chris D.
From: Henry Martins Esq
Subject: DISPATCHER NEEDED.

We only communicate via yahoo messenger. Just get a yahoo email account and download yahoo messenger.
You'll be dispatching by sending out mails from the post office, you'll do this as many times as you can depending on you.



Date: 3/26/14
To: Henry Martins Esq
From: Chris D.
Subject: DISPATCHER NEEDED.

Hello Mr. Henry,

I will get the yahoo account for dispatching.  Is there a specific dispatching yahoo messenger?  I'm not seeing it.  Is there a specific dispatching area of yahoo mail?

Which post office will most of the dispatching happen from; any particular post office?  I should have a lot of free time that I can dedicate to dispatching, depending on me.  I expect I will be able to dispatch the maximum number of dispatches.

Warm regards,
Chris D.



Date: 3/28/14
To: Henry Martins Esq
From: Chris D.
Subject: DISPATCHER NEEDED.

Hi Mr. Henry,

I just wanted to check back in regarding the dispatching.  I now have access to yahoo messenger.  But I didn't hear anything about my questions?  I still don't really know what the pay will be.  Like I said I should be able to maximize the number of dispatches since I have a lot of time to be able to dedicate to this.

Regards,
Chris D.



Date: 3/28/14
To: Chris D.
From: Henry Martins Esq
Subject: DISPATCHER NEEDED.

You get paid $2 for each envelope you mail out. Get a yahoo messenger ID  and what's you phonr number.
Let's get started.



Date: 3/28/14
To: Henry Martins Esq
From: Chris D.
Subject: DISPATCHER NEEDED.

Hi Mr. Henry,

You still haven't answered my questions about the post office dispatching?  Do I have to move to a city near you to effectively dispatch?  I don't know if I can do that; I have a pet turtle and I think the stress of moving to a new city would kill him.  If I can dispatch from my town here in New Brunswick then yes, $2 per envelope seems reasonable.  

Do I have to provide the envelopes?

Reg,
Chris D.



Date: 3/28/14
To: Chris D.
From: Henry Martins Esq
Subject: DISPATCHER NEEDED.

Yes you can dispatch from wherever you are. The usps envelopes are free, you can pick them up at the post office or order them online.
The job is easy and you can do this from home.
Let me know when you get the yahoo messenger ID, and i can guide your step through it.
Regards.



Date: 3/28/14
To: Henry Martins Esq
From: Chris D.
Subject: DISPATCHER NEEDED.

Hello Dr. Martins,

This sounds great, thank you for selecting me for the job of dispatcher!  I will proceed to the post office right now to obtain my first dispatching envelopes.  When signing up for yahoo messenger ID, my electricity was knocked out when my roommate was messing with the fuses (he does that from time to time, I think he might be slightly autistic).  But it happened when I was confirming my dispatching yahoo ID, so I don't know if it fully went through.  Can you step me through it to check?

R.
Chris D.



Date: 3/31/14
To: Henry Martins Esq
From: Chris D.
Subject: DISPATCHER NEEDED.

Hi Dr. Martin,

I haven't heard from you in several days regarding the dispatching.  When will you be able to answer my questions about the yahoo dispatch messenger?

R.
Chris D.



Date: 3/31/14
To: Henry Martins Esq
From: Chris D.
Subject: DISPATCHER NEEDED.

Dispatch.

Dispatch dispatch dispatch.

Dispatchest regards,
Chris Dispatch




Date: 4/1/14
To: Chris D.
From: Henry Martins Esq
Subject: DISPATCHER NEEDED.


Hello Chris,
I told you i don't want time wasters. You look like one ......email me your yahoo messenger and number or you stop replying to my email. Im not in search of time wasters.
Happy new month and make the best use of your time this Month.




Date: 4/1/14
To: Henry Martins Esq
From: Chris D.
Subject: DISPATCHER NEEDED.

Hello Mr. Henry,

I don't want to get off on the wrong foot; I am the farthest thing from a time waster!  I promise that I will take my dispatching duties incredibly seriously.  I apologize for my lack of experience with the yahoo dispatching messenger, but I believe it was setup correctly.  Will I need to have this service running all day?  I briefly mentioned my roommate's brain problem and power outages, but if I only need to use it a few times a day then we should be fine!

My yahoo dispatching messenger is ChrisTheDispatcher919@yahoo.com.  Please let me know where to meet for the first dispatch!

Regards,
Chris D.




Date: 4/1/14
To: Henry Martins Esq
From: Chris D.
Subject: DISPATCHER NEEDED.

Hello Mr. Martin,

I forgot to thank you for the helpful advice in your previous email.  I would like to also wish you a happy new month and that I hope we can get our dispatching business started correctly.  Were you able to read my yahoo dispatching client?  I'm not sure if the capitalization matters.  Quick question about the dispatches - will there be a different method of sending/receiving for Canadian post offices?

Regards,
Chris D.




Date: 4/2/14
To: Chris D.
From: Henry Martins Esq

Subject: DISPATCHER NEEDED.


Got your email. I've added you on yahoo messenger.
Can we talk over the phone?
What is your phone number?




Date: 4/2/14
To: Henry Martins Esq
From: Chris D.

Subject: DISPATCHER NEEDED.

Hello Dr. Henry,

Of course we can discuss the dispatches over the phone!  My number is 525-784-9002. I'm available any time to talk about the art of dispatching, except from 6am - 7am. I am busy then. 

Regards,

Chris D.