Instead of watching the Hunger Games, why not rip your arm off instead?

I went and saw the midnight showing of the Hunger Games last night. It's based off a decent book that will take you 38 minutes to read because it is for children, but it involves children getting brutally murdered in it, so it's not terrible.

Unfortunately, the movie was so ridiculously over the top sappy that it felt like a 16 hour-long groan-fest. Mostly because this is what the acting was like:

Shit got real awkward

I don't want to outright say "don't see this 'movie,'" but if you decide to watch it, go into it knowing that you can have an equally entertaining experience from doing things like "brushing your teeth," "texting your landlord," or "eating an extremely bruised banana."

Also, if you're definitely going to see this movie, remember to bring this:

Pretty much the best part of my evening